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  • friend: someone told me you look like an owl
  • me: who?
  • the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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thatsmoderatelyraven:

maryland is so weird just look at the shape of it

and look at it to the side it looks like a person on the computer sitting on a chair

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lostwithoutathought:

C12H22O11 we’re goin’ down 

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